More Out of Monday with Madeline♥
I’m Madeline – a healthfully humorous, radically ridiculous, momentarily messy broad here to give you a flicker of joy on the (in most cases) most indignant day of the week.
Monday is like…
…a freight train, you wonder what it holds and it almost always moves too slowly.
Hello my dealings~
I’ve really missed talking to you this week, that is why I HAVE to get my blog up and running soon. You see, Madeline (me) has some spectacular ideas to share with you. But for today, I will be a milder mad woman and speak softly.
Have you ever wondered what “things” you should think about but don’t? Those little odd statements that people spit out, and suddenly you go….humm. Well, here’s a few that I thought you would enjoy…
Here’s To Your Health…or Not
• Try thinking about this one next time you are in the doctor’s office with your feet in the stirrups…half of all physicians graduated in the bottom of their class. Be really careful if your in Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman’s private parts through a mirror.
Would you eat out if you knew the things that go on in the kitchen of a restaurant? Here’s just a few…
• Steaks are accidentally dropped on the floor and then thrown back onto the grill. Trust me; I’ve seen this one myself.
• Some restaurants recycle their ketchup by dumping the contents into a large tub daily and refill the bottles to look like new ones. Anticipation…
• Food trays are used…reused…and reused all day long. They usually don’t make it to the dishwasher until closing. Though your food may not touch them, the bottoms of the plates and glasses do, which ultimately have contact with your table and hands. Yuck…that’s all I have to say.
• When those cooks or servers cough they release an explosive charge of air that can travel up to 60 miles per hour…all over your nice, expensive dinner. Oh, yeah, and the average sneeze can travel up to 20 feet.
• Most of the dust you see in the air is made up of human skin cells. That’s some serious exfoliation.
Hat’s off to Sex…
• Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium!
• Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds (that is not very comforting if you consider the first thing I said about the doctor).
• Sex burns 360 calories per hour. I wonder which one is cheaper, Viagra or my spin class?
• Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t. Maybe I should stop reading Stephen King so much…
I kind of had fun with this post. Let me know if you enjoyed it; I can always do more. And, of course, if you have anything to add, you know what to do.
Thank you for your support, lovely gals. I’ve been a little down lately, and you really cheered me up.
That video was hilarious!
And who cares which is cheaper, I think the real question is, what’s more fun, Viagra or Spin Class?
Bahaha lol!! I LOVED it!!! You really cracked me up! Great tidbits of information, thanks!!
Madeline, your hillarious and scary.