More Out of Monday with Madeline♥
I’m Madeline – a healthfully humorous, radically ridiculous, momentarily messy broad here to give you a flicker of joy on the (in most cases) worst day of the week.
The Monday after Christmas is like…
…tipping up the can of Redi Whip, pointing it in your mouth, and only getting air.
I hope everyone’s holiday was fabulously festive! Mine was one of the best I’ve ever had…though there was far too much cream involved. Today, I am bloated and demanding that all dairy be removed from my sight.
Are you thinking about your New Year’s resolutions yet? Oh, boy, I am! The first thing I’m going to do is not let my my husband cook for awhile. Men just don’t understand a woman’s metabolism. I think I’m going to lock myself in the bathroom with my juicer and 25 lb of fresh fruits and veggies for the next month. Do you think they would miss me? They more likely would miss the bathroom…
Did anyone else get a Wii for Christmas? Or a Wii fit? Good God in heaven, I am out of shape! My Wii fit age is about 15 years more than my mother’s. That’s a slap in the face. I tried the yoga thinking it would be the easiest of all the games…not so much. It’s bad enough that I fell off the balance board, but then my know-it-all Wii trainer had to snidely remind me after I was done. Bastard.
On the bright side of things, I’m starting my own blog soon. You can still catch me here at Women’s Life Link on Mondays, but I will be joining the ranks of blogging women with a daily outpouring of nonsense. I’ll let you know when and where very soon. I hope you follow me. Ta ta for now; I have to go plan a virtual homicide. Mr. Wii trainer, you’re going down!
Madeline’s photo by Gothicjade
