More Out of Monday with Madeline♥
I’m Madeline – a healthfully humorous, radically ridiculous, momentarily messy broad here to give you a flicker of joy at the start of your week.
My darlings, how are you today? I’ve been so happy when Monday rolls around lately…kind of weird considering I’m always saying how crappy that unmentionable day of the week is. Hey, it’s time for a change. Let’s make a deal; you make Mondays one of your best and so will I. I love to share and make you laugh (hopefully, I’m doing that????) I came across an interesting article this past week that just floored me. The headline read:
Beautiful Women Bad for Men’s Health?
Please tell me that they’re not serious…
“If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife,” goes the song. But a new study by the University of Valencia reveals that just being around a beautiful female can cause men to release cortisol, a nasty stress hormone.”
Tell me they have better things to spend government money and private funding on? Last I heard, that stimulating hormone is the adrenaline that gets a man excited and ready to “win” his mate. Yeah, that one scientists say is left over from the early days of man. Good grief, people, can’t we women do anything right? Damned if we don’t take care of ourselves (the ugly, fat syndrome) and damned if we just so happened to be beautiful. I think we should fight back; how about this:
Conceited, Clueless Men Bad for Women’s Health?
I don’t know about you but I’m not going to stop being attractive just because men get a dose of cortisol that they can – by the way – send packing with a mere toss of the football, a few crunches or push ups or, my favorite, a roll in the sack with his beauty. Now, the scenario taken to a bar, the lonely, single man who just happens to notice the 5′ 9″, blond, bombshell in the corner… get a grip man; you’re not going to die if you don’t have her.
I did like this part of the article though:
“Men need to self-soothe the anxious response,” says Britton.“They need to stop the negative messages, the negative self-talk.” Britton also says that when men stop seeing women solely as sex objects, they’ll have an easier time keeping anxiety in check.
Yeah…so there.
Still, I think it’s silly and unnecessary to waste time and money on foolish experiments that don’t matter. Guys have been doing just fine for thousands of years with their cortisol charges. I think their poor eating habits and lack of exercise might have something to do with increased risk of heart problems, high blood pressure, and diabetes. What do you think?
I would be fun to go into a club and purposely try to spike some hormone levels though…he he.
Love,
Madeline♥
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