More Out of Monday with Madeline♥
I’m Madeline – a healthfully humorous, radically ridiculous, momentarily messy broad here to give you a flicker of joy on the (in most cases) worst day of the week.
Monday is like…
…unscrewing a hot light bulb; it’s dumb and unnecessary but you keep doing it anyway.
Whenever I see old friends (or enemies), I usually think that they haven’t aged as well as I have, especially if they have the crow’s feet thing, the over tanned faces, the beer bellies; you know the type. It’s more than obvious that they care little about there health and appearance. I’ve been lucky that none of those features have plagued my fairly young-looking face and body. OK, the crow’s feet have been walking toward my eyes lately, but that other stuff will not get a hold of this lady…if I have something to say about it. Anyway, I wanted to share a little humorous anecdote that Kellie passed on to me.
Dental Drama
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and think, surly I can’t look that old?
Well, you’ll love this…
My name is Cathy, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who had been in my high school class some thirty-odd years before.
Could he really be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired, man with the deeply lined face was WAY too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
“Yes. Yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,” he said gleaming with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He replied, “In 1975. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, balding, wrinkled, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit, SOB asked,
“What did you teach?”
I don’t know about you, but I think I would have punched the guy out right there from the dental chair!
How about you? Have any big jerks totally embarrassed you with age-related comments? Or the when are due question when you’re not pregnant one is great, too! Please share; we want to hear…please, please!!!!
Love,
Madeline♥
Photo of Madeline by Gothicjade
I’m am DYING laughing! That story was hilarious yet scary at the same time! lol
I always get ‘you look exactly the same as you did in high school’ … but I think that if I were to step a little closer to the person, they would see the gross amount of wrinkles gathering under my eyes and the thick line, er, I mean, wrinkle that has claimed my forehead as it’s home sweet home. I’ve been thinking about growing bangs again…to hide Mr. Thick Wrinkle.
lol
~melody~