More Out of Monday with Madeline♥
I’m Madeline – a healthfully humorous, radically ridiculous, momentarily messy broad here to give you a flicker of joy at the start of your week.
If you live in a part of the country (or world) that typically gets a lot of rain then you will understand what I’m about to say. I live in Indiana; and though we get our fair share of precipitation throughout the year, I don’t remember it being monsoon-ish for so many days in a row! I’m starting to think that I’ve been translated to a tropical rain forest or worse, Seattle. My mood alone is one to be reconed with, not to mention the knee aching that comes almost every time it rains. So, I asked myself this question: Can you find anything positive about Indiana’s eighth wettest June since climate record keeping began in 1895? See, I knew It wasn’t just me…
1. The grass is greener on YOUR side of the fence.
2. You don’t have to worry about washing your car because everyone else’s looks like hell too.
3. Rain sex is REALLY good!
4. If you’re late for work, you can blame it on the high water.
5. Did I mention that sex IN the rain is fun too?
6. When the sun finally does come out, it’s like Christmas and your twenty-first birthday all rolled into one.
7. Allergies subside…unless, of course, you have mold issues.
8. You can truly be happy that you bought those funky rain boots on sale.
9. You have a valid excuse for not finishing the exterior painting project you started last year.
10. “For after all, the best thing one can do when it’s raining is to let it rain.” (Stole that one from Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
Love,
Madeline
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