More Out of Monday with Madeline♥
I’m Madeline – a healthfully humorous, radically ridiculous, momentarily messy broad here to give you a flicker of joy on the (in most cases) worst day of the week.
The Monday after New Year’s is like…
…opening a closet that hasn’t been cleaned out for five years.
What Now?
Yes, dears, the holidays are over, and you might be feeling a tad bit blue or hungover, depending on how much you partied this past weekend. Me….well, I’m good to go. My resolutions are set. At least my good intentions are.
BTW, I made up with the Wii Fit trainer that I wanted to murder last week. Really, I just figured out that you can skip the crap in between and go right to the exercises. No more lip from that virtual SOB.
I’m working on my new blog that will hit the web as soon as possible. New ventures are scary; you can’t help but wonder if you’re doing the right thing. Blogging is not like other normal activities you decide on like, what to eat and drink, how to murder your boss, or what your going to wear today. No, it’s quite different. One must be willing to share personal things with the entire world and not worry about what people think. It’s like being an activist of sort or Kate Gosselin. Take your pick…
Now where was I? Oh, yeah, what now? Well, I most definitely will avoid all of the following in the coming year:
♦ Men who look like perverts (they probably are).
♦ All Internet ads that pop up in the middle of my email.
♦ Facebook applications (virus city)!
♦ Brussels sprouts
♦ Reality shows that start with the words: Parking, Pimp, Prom, or Polution.
♦ Car salesman who lie. Hope I don’t need a car.
♦ Anything that is too good to be true. Oh, wait, I was doing that visualization thingy…anything is possible.
And, the things that I will cling to with my entire body (legs wrapped around, teeth clenched, and nails digging).
♥ Midol
♥ Chocolate
♥ Coffee
♥ Under eye cover up
♥ Push up bra
♥ My Pure Romance consultant’s number
Yes, I’m a rebel. Yes, I know this is a wellness blog. Hey, a girl’s got to have what she’s got to have. At least I’m real and honest…I didn’t say real honest. I’m saving that for my personal blog.
Love,
Madeline
I almost forgot…here’s a little after holiday fun for you…
Madeline’s photo by Gothicjade
